'Wash Away your sins ' organic soap

Well it's worth a try! Moisturizing handmade organic vegetable glycerine soap with humourous message. 50g

User instructions for maximum effect:
Step 1 - go and apologise to the person you've upset.
Step 2 - say sorry to God.
Step 3 - invite Jesus* into your heart.

You can now use the soap. It won't affect your sins - they will have already been 'washed away'. The soap will simply make you smell better!
*Jesus will make you nicer to be near

PS: You only pay for the soap - the sanctification is free